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Ariela
Abrevaya
Her punishment: timeouts with
the sombrero. |
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Samantha
Beach
Samantha would give her
firstborn for a chance to perform with The Cheetah Girls. |
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Grace
Berman
Grace wishes she could be part
of your world. |
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Maddy
Bloch
GLUTARD. Enough said. |
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Eli
Blum
"Call me Blumpy." |
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Josh
Brechner
Caleb thinks that Josh's
wrist-guards make him look like Wonder Woman. |
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Chelsea
Bruck
Chelsea! |
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Adam
Evans
Adam once defeated a grizzly
bear in a burrito eating contest. Then
he ate the bear. |
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Sam
Frank
People say I look like a
homeless person. PWild has given me the courage to realize that
everyone is actually just jealous and wants to be my boyfriend. |
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Tracy
Fuad
Tracy bobs for apples with
great aptitude. She has.... appletude? |
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George
Gianakakos
After several paternal tests,
including one on the Jerry Springer Show, George was greatly saddened
to discover the child was, in fact, not his. He now goes along on all
his girlfriend's "business trips" to the swamp planet of Dagobah. |
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Chris
Gore
Chris wants to throw you in
his Delorean and gun it to 88. |
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Shanika
Gunaratna
Shan eats more than any girl
of her size and stature ever has, and she will challenge any 5'2"
female out there to a competitive eating contest to prove it. |
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Michael
Henry
Michael is yin. Characterized
as slow, soft, calm, cold, wet, and tranquil. Generally associated with
the maternity, birth, generation, and the night. All of these are true
except for birth, but Michael insists he "ain't gonna stop till he get
one." |
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Ari
Hertz
Ever
since she was brought back from the wild, Ari hasn't done well in
cities. |
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Douglas
Prescott Hosking
A joke for you: What do you
call cheese that's not yours? NACHO CHEESE! |
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Dragon
Greg follows the old saying
that 'Women are also
interested in men who express alpha status. Accomplish this by using a
loud voice, speaking often, taking up lots of space, and interrupting
others. |
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Ellen
Kourakos
Ellen loves to puddlebust. |
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Emily
Liftman
Nom nom nom nom. |
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Kelsi
Lindus
Her mom was right: if you make
that face enough, it will get stuck like that. |
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Tyler
Lorenzi
Tyler likes to smoke corncob
pipes. |
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Jaya
Mehra
Jaya is a dog whisperer. But
don't worry, she talks to people too. |
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Dave
Nebel
Dave is known to shave letters
into his chest hair...from time to time. |
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Christine
Perkins
Christine maintains that K-Fed
is her baby-daddy, although he continues to refuse to pay child support. |
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Ben
Prawer
So fresh and so clean clean. |
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Evan
Rausch
Evan is HUGE in Japan. |
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Elliot
Reichert
Elliot is an animal in bed. |
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Caleb
Richelson
Caleb isn't just a superhero.
He's a superhero with a sidekick. |
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Emily
Roskey
Emily loves indulging in her
primitive instincts. |
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Becca
Shapiro
I wanna really really really
wanna zigazig ahh. |
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Bryan
Stenson
Bryan Stenson: Thug 4 Life. |
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Jordan
Stone
Aside from catching the
occasional cheetoe in his burlesque fu-man-chu, Jordan also enjoys
embracing "emo" culture. |
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Missy
Strelec
Missy can milk anything with
nipples. |
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Marguerite
Summer
Marguerite can eat a whole jar
of pickles in one sitting. |
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Matt
Waggenspack
Nobody will heed his warnings,
but after an ambush by an alliance of giant squid, hyenas and yellow
jackets, Matt Waggenspack will be universally recognized among
survivors as "The One Who Knew." |
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Jonathan
Webster
Jonathan did it. But he is so
cute that no one cares. |
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Andrew Wien
Andrew tries his best not to hurt himself. |
